Holy offense, Brewers!
It’s about time.
You had to know it was gonna be a big game when Corey Hart hit his first homerun of the season off the scoreboard in dead center. No wait. You had to know it was gonna be a big game when Corey Hart hit his first of three homeruns off the scoreboard in dead center.
That’s right. Three homeruns. In one game. And there were guys on base every time, too. A miracle, you say? Nah. Just a quick tweak to the stance in the cages before the game. So 7 RBIs later (oh, and 4 others not of his doing) Hart handed Yovani Gallardo his 4th straight win and the Brewers extended their winning streak to 4, all the while pushing towards the top of the standings in the NL Central.
Tim Dillard made his first appearance for the Crew in the 9th and let the Nationals have a couple mercy runs. You know, just so they wouldn’t feel so bad.
Assuming the sweep in DC back in April was a fluke, I’m sure the Brewers will be more than happy to return the favor this week. Tonight’s game matches up lefty Chris Narveson (2-3, 3.44) with right-hander Livan Hernandez (3-6, 3.64). Hernandez held the Brewers to 1 run the last time out and he pitches well against Milwaukee, but the Narv Dog had been nothing short of outstanding lately and has already given the Crew 3 starts with at least 6 scoreless innings. I’m just guessing the Brewers pretty much have this series in the bag.
So onto the more pressing Brewers-related story: Where’s Bernie?
Apparently, he’s spread through a small number of households in Wisconsin, waiting to be purchased on eBay.
Sadly, the promotion that should have been a fun, family-friendly scavenger hunt throughout parks all over the state was actually a pretty big bust for the Brewers organization.
Since the promotion played out @Bernie_Brewer and #WHERESBERNIE the past week, I’m assuming most of the accounts of the event I read on Twitter today were pretty accurate.
Yes, all of the Bernie Brewers were found and most folks probably had a good time looking for them. However, a handful of greedy “fans” ruined the fun and games by staking out parks, sneaking Bernies much earlier than the 5am designated start time and hoarding dozens of statues, which surprisingly started popping up on eBay a short time later.
One brazen lady decided to post pictures of her haul to Twitter. Not a smart idea, @erinann1511. Not smart at all. (I hear she’s since deleted the account.)
So I hope the Brewers learned their lesson with this one. I also hope they plan on doing something similar again because it did seem like it would’ve been a good time. Just maybe plan it out a little bit better, maybe?
And it’s a shame that the few Bernies that were available to purchase at the Team Store are sold out. Looks like the selfish (I’m guessing adult?) so-called Brewers fans will actually be making money off their inability to possess common courtesy or follow rules.
But honestly, the thing is pretty creepy looking and I didn’t really want one anyway.
Alright, boys. I didn’t want to have to recap a crappy weekend, but I guess that’s what it’s gonna be because that’s all you’re giving me.
Friday is already forgettable. My big complaint about Friday night is that Manny Parra was taken out too soon. Okay, so I missed the first hour of the game because I took Piper to see G-Force. (Too cute. Totally want a guinea pig now.) But still, Parra out after 5? It was a pretty good last inning, yet Macha takes him out and the game starts to go downhill. Ryan Braun had it tied at 4 with a 2-run shot, but the Brewers would fail to score following that at bat. Over it. Next.
Saturday my mom and I headed to Miller Park for game 2 against the Braves. It was Negro League night and my boys were decked out in the replica Bears unis. Adorable.
Even Rickie was back in the dugout with the rest of the boys. Awe.
I was also quite excited for a match-up of the two hottest Ryan’s in baseball, Braun and Church. I was totally in heaven with all the high socks and Top 10 Hotties. Until Braun flew out to Church. That moment ruined the night just a bit.
This one’s for me.
And this one just is funny. I think RB’s too freaking cute in that uniform.
Anyway, the game was great. 4-0 shutout by Yovani Gallardo (it was my first time seeing him pitch all season) and the first RBI was knocked in off Yo’s bat. Such an all-around guy. Love him! Prince was showing all other first basemen how to play solid defense and the rest of the guys got it done with a lot of small ball. Nice.
Two things from last night, however, that I must must must complain about.
One, some obnoxious drunk named Jeremiah was sitting 2 seats down from me. He was completely wasted when he sat down with TWO full bottles of beer in his hands. He never, I mean never, stopped talking for the entire game. Scratch that. He never stopped shouting the entire game. The only silence I experienced was when he got up to get more alcoholic beverages. He continually sang “Your Love” by The Outfield because it’s Frankie C’s at bat song. Not just when Catalanotto was batting. No, no. THE WHOLE GAME!!! (Listen to it now if you want to experience a tiny bit of what I had to hear.You know you want to.)
Next, I’ve never experienced such a conundrum in the parking lot leaving a game. Never. Mom and I actually re-parked the car because nobody was going anywhere. In any direction. When we finally did move, nearly an hour after the game was over, it was just to sit in more traffic, where we discovered there were very few cops directing cars. Generally, they’re on top of things and keep the flow going, but for some reason, many were absent last night. Gah! The game was over a little after 9 and it was nearly 11 when we rolled into our driveway. Ridic. Thankfully I had my new iPhone to take notes with so I’d remember what I wanted to post about when I got home.
So, onto other news. I’d rather not share my thoughts on today’s 10-2 blowout loss to the Braves, but I do have some other things I’d like to touch on briefly.
First, Telly Hughes interviewed the Brewers newly signed pitcher, Kyle Heckathorn, during today’s game. Future Top 10 Hottie right there. Holy yum. I’d love to post a picture of the 6’6″ righty, but there aren’t any out there yet that do him any sort of justice. Plus, he’s a Southern boy so he’s got that adorably dopey accent. Too cute.
Also, I mentioned earlier that I loved seeing Rickie Weeks back with the boys in Milwaukee. I do miss that guy, but I was thinking, if he weren’t out for the season, Craig Counsell would not be producing the way he is and it’s a pretty sure bet that Felipe Lopez wouldn’t even be in a Brewers uniform. Even though Weeks was having a great start to 2009, his injury has brought some bright spots to the Brewers’ game.
Third, with Dave Bush’s injury keeping him out of the rotation until at least mid-August now, my fellow July 19th birthday buddy, Tim Dillard, was recalled from Triple-A and is likely in line to start Tuesday’s game againsts the Nationals. He transitioned from reliever to starter down in the minors and has been doing relatively well– well enough that Ken Macha is putting the team in Dillard’s hands for the time being. One can only hope that Timmy steps up to the challenge, but I would still like to see Doug Melvin try to get a new starter before the trade deadline. I saw the Phillie’s offer for Roy Halladay was rejected. And included in that offer? J.A. Happ. Are the Phil’s really willing to part ways with Happ, who’s got a 7-1 record and an ERA well under 3.0? Well, probably not for anyone on the Brewers current roster, but a girl can dream can’t she?
Anyway, that’s about all I’ve got in me today. The Brewers start a 7-game stretch against 2 of the last place teams in the National League tomorrow. Let’s hope they can start something this week before heading off to LA and Houston?
Tomorrow the Nats come to town. Jeff Suppan (5-7, 4.71 ERA) vs. Craig Stammen (3-5, 4.14 ERA).