Tagged: Steven Strasburg

6 words for June 28

Parra’s wild first yield’s no runs.

 

Rodriguez at home in Puerto Rico.

 

Strasburg pitched? Oh, I hadn’t heard…

 

Zambrano mad! Zambrano need anger management!

 

Edmonds + Counsell = 79. Old Men Brewers.

 

Bourne’s first homer. Off Crew. Shocking!

 

Manny goes wild again. Run scores.

 

Braun homers. Trails Hart. Bizarro Brewers.

 

Pujols: No Derby. Can’t whine afterwards.

 

Strasburg allows 3. *gasp* He’s human!

 

Indians squeeze out win over Jays.

 

Villanueva loads ’em for Coffey. Ehhhh…

 

Aaaaaand Pence ties it. 5 all.

 

I like Braddock better than Coffey.

 

Rolen reaches 300 against former team.

 

Heyward to DL. Active for ASG.

 

Opportunity wasted by Prince, Ryan. Ugh.

 

Bullpen fails. Astros ginormous comeback win.

 

Losses okay when Cubs lose, too.

 

Carlos Lee’s on my fantasy team.

 

 

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Six Words

I’m sure I’m pretty behind in discovering SMITH Magazine’s Six-Word Memoirs, but regardless, I’m hooked. I find myself trying to put every thought that crosses my mind into only six words and one of those thoughts today was, “Blog boring. Baseball in six words.”

So, in an effort to spice up this little blog of mine, I’m gonna try to put game recaps, notable events, big plays, etcetera, etcetera, into just six words. No explanations necessary. (I hope!)

 

 

First inning woes matter no more.

 

Brewers take out Twins. Three. Times.

 

Twins first 3-game sweep. Ha. Ha.

 

Lucroy catches shut-out. Kottaras jobless? Maybe.

 

George Kottaras, I like your beard.

 

Philly monsoon delays inevitable Indians beatdown.

 

Strasburg loses. Is hype done yet???

 

Rollins’ first walk-off in 10 years.

 

Hart amazes. Leads NL RBIs, HRs.

 

RB in LG. Two restaurants = BUSY!

 

Marlins not terrible. Still fire Gonzalez.

 

Mad at Macha removing Manny. Still.

 

Withdrawals. Must. Go. To. Miller. Park.

 

Cubs tied in 11th. Please lose.

 

Brewers wall dismantled at work. Sad.

 

Good day for my fantasy team.

 

See? It’s super fun. I’m completely addicted to putting everything into six words. Well, okay, not everything. Obviously I wouldn’t have written all that. But either way, I’m having a great time with it and I think it’s a great way to simplify things. Maybe I’ll continue only writing six word recaps. It certainly makes blogging less of a chore. (Which it really isn’t, but I’ve been, um, thoughtless lately?) Just think of all the things I could get into this humble little blog if I didn’t have to write full paragraphs. Gah. Such a drag!

Anyway.

 

Keep up the momentum. Go Brewers!

 

(Cubs tied. 13th. Please still lose.)