Tagged: Gabe Kapler

6 words for June 29, Pt. 2

Yovani : Homers :: Brewers : Wins. (Holds true.)

 

Gabe the Babe inching towards Rays.

 

Rodriguez leading Fish for season’s remainder.

 

Fielder racks’ em up! Go team!

 

Two first basemen, two homers each.

 

Cards smoke Dbacks, lead NLC again.

 

Lee: 3 wins in 3 CG’s.

 

Span knocks three 3Bs. Twins = first.

 

Prince gets bad calls, gets mad.

 

Was that Axford or Hoffman? Yeesh!

 

Finally over. My tapping foot relaxes.

 

Supertramp’s ‘Dreamer’? No post-game at Leff’s.

 

Oh yeah. I dig the longball!

 

 

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# 4

Gabe Kapler Tampa Bay Rays, OF

 

I’m probably going to get it from Mol when she finds out that Gabe Kapler still has 3 people ahead of him on this list. But, alas, there is such a thing as being too muscle-y. Sorry, Gabe.

But the (overly) rockhard body isn’t stopping me from putting Gabe at # 4. He has a killer smile, looks great in a baseball uniform (even if it is no longer Brewers blue) and rocks the bald look like nobody’s business.

The single season Gabe spent with my team was pretty good. He got injured towards the end and unfortunately didn’t get to partake in the Post Season with the rest of the Crew, but he worked hard in helping them get there. He started 66 of the 96 games he played in and wrapped up 2008 with a .301 average. And this was after taking a year away from playing to manage for the Red Sox Triple A affiliate.

And this season, Kapler joins former Brewers Gabe Gross and Brian Shouse on the AL Champion Tampa Bay Rays.

Since Gabe Kapler is to Mol what Ryan Braun is to me, these pics come courtesy of her flickr page. Thanks, Mol!

 

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Gabe rocks the highsocks, too.

 

Me and Gabe Kapler2 by molly.anna.

Lucky bitch. Mol and Gabe.

“I knew we weren’t taking Tic Tacs.”

Damn straight, Rodriguez.

I was trying so so so hard to not make any sort of comment on this whole A-Rod situation. So hard. Thankfully, I was working today so I didn’t catch any of the press conference (although that’s not to say it won’t be all over ESPN or CNN for the next few days. Those are the only channels the TVs at work get.), but I got the gist of it from mlb.com.

Here’s my feelings on it, and I’ll try to be brief, but somehow I see myself getting carried away. Rodriguez was 25 when his “cousin” began injecting him with, gee, I don’t know. He didn’t know. (Which I almost believe.) Regardless, this “cousin” (I use quotations because I really don’t believe that.) injected him twice a month, for 6 months each year, from 2001-2003. That’s 36 injections. I find it even harder to believe he didn’t think they were PEDs. HA! Okay, I’m 25. There’s no way in effing hell I would ever let any one of my 30-some-odd cousins inject me with ANYTHING for 3 years, especially if, 8 years after the first injection, I’m still claiming I’m not sure what it was. Don’t blame it on being young and naive and impressionable, Alex. You started playing baseball right after high school, correct? Maybe then I would believe your excuses. But at 25? That’s just stupid. You deserve the asterisk, my friend.

My favorite response by another player regarding this whole thing?

“I’m working with what I’ve got, and I’m going as far as that takes me.” Amen to that, favorite high-socks wearing pitcher, Dave Bush. Amen to that.

Now for the comments regarding the Brewers. Because, afterall, I’d much rather talk about them than anything related to the Yankees.

Shockingly, Eric Gagne has joined the team in Arizona after signing a minor league contract. Whaaaa? It’s ok, though. Sort of. Gag-me has to win a spot on the 40-man roster or else elect free agency before the Brewers season-opener on April 7th. I’m no fan of this guy. He certainly didn’t earn his keep last season. But, at least he has openly admitted to it and and acknowledged his poor ’08 performance. It’s unlikely that he’ll play in the minors, but I’d rather see him back as a free agent by the start of ’09 than back in a Brewers uniform.

New manager Ken Macha has said Yovani Gallardo, whom many hope will fill a large void left by Sabathia and Sheets, is not likely to start for the Brewers on Opening Day. I’m pretty much in agreement with this one. I think it’s a big game with a lot of pressure, even if it is on the road, and it’s probably best to give it to someone with more Big League experience. Gallardo should fit comfortable in the middle of the rotation and, if he repeats what he was able to do in 2007, he’ll definitely be called upon for the big games further down the line.

The Brewers have avoided any arbitration hearings again this year by coming to an agreement with right-fielder Corey Hart. The sides met in the middle, settling on a one-year $3.25 million contract. Seriously? I respect that Hart wanted the most bang for his buck and held out for it. And granted, he was a 20-20 player the past 2 seasons, garnering an All-Star appearance last year. Gah, I’m just not a huge fan of his. He completely fell off mid-season in ’08, definitely lost his speed from the couple years prior to that, and after Ned Yost was fired, it seems like Corey lost a lot of desire to play the game. (I’m sure he wasn’t a huge Yost backer like I’ve always suspected, but it was a pretty big coincidence otherwise.) I hope that playing for a new manager and new coaches will have a positive effect on Hart this season. I mean, with no Gabe Kapler to amaze (and stare at) in right field anymore, who else would be out there?

And last, but not least, to all of you broadcast boycotters out there, please get over Cory Provus. I understand he’s a Cubs fan. I understand he’ll be working alongside Milwaukee legend Bob Uecker this season. I understand how you don’t think that should be allowed. But guess what? I’m guessing very few of you can do his job. Just because you like baseball doesn’t mean you can be broadcasters. I certainly don’t think I could be a journalist because I write this blog. Seriously, until the day he is blantently rooting for the Cubs on Milwaukee radio, stop complaining.

Gah! sorry that was a long one. But only 52 days till Brewers Home Opener! I’ve decided to post pictures from past seasons just to get everyone as pumped as I am!

 

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Me, Mol and Mark Attanasio after the Opening Day win last year. Awesome.