Behold…

…The Holy Grail of ballpark food!

This is what they’d serve in heaven. If I believed in that sort of thing.
 
 
I got it. Finally. It was glorious. I shall never eat anything else at Miller Park ever again.*
 
 
 
Also, my Boys managed to sweep the Cardinals over the weekend and take sole possession of the NL Central. (Many thanks to NL Player of the Week, Prince Fielder!) Only to lose to the Cubs last night in a 1-0 heartbreaker. Thus, top honors are currently shared by Milwaukee and St. Louis. For now. I’m pretty confident last night’s loss was a fluke. Because the Cubs suck. It’s a hard-nosed fact. (Seriously. Are they ever gonna abandon that ‘W’ flag? It’s not like they ever actually win anything.)
 
Tonight Yovani Gallardo (8-3, 3.96 ERA) shoots for his 9th win against Randy Wells (1-1, 6.50 ERA). The Crew has a pretty solid line-up to face Wells and the assorted no-name players behind him. Campana? LeMaheiu? Montanez? I don’t know who you are! Are you actual players or just people plucked randomly from the dilapidated stands at Wrigley Field to fill the empty slots in Mike Quade’s line-up?
 
Regardless, the Brewers are winning tonight. And the 2 games after that. Because, again, the Cubs suck.
 
And I have on my “Worst State Ever” t-shirt. (Worst State Ever being Ill-annoys. Duh.)
 
Go Brewers!
 
 
 
 
*Total lie.
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